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QR code address

“Blip” to obtain delivery address. This was the only written instruction on the envelope under a QR code, simple enough. The QR code was generated online using my address and then just printed on the envelope and posted as normal. This took around two and a half weeks to arrive though. I’m guessing whoever it arrived at didn’t have a smart phone? Or perhaps just plopped to one side till someone knew what to do with it? Any way postie scribbled address on the front and voila!

once every four years III

The leap year anti-proposal kit. Another leap year mailer but playing on what is special about the day rather than the day itself, February 29th being the only day ladies are supposedly allowed to propose to men for marriage.

once every four years II

The second leap year mailer posted after the last collection on the 28th to get the 29th of February frank. This one only came through yesterday so took two weeks. No definition to explain the 11p postage of sorts just the little line ‘once in every four years’ under the stamps with the address on the back, but this got franked twice front and back missing the stamps so postie put a little line through them.

once every four years

This extra day of the year seemed to good to miss as a day to try and post something to get the 29th of February frank. Post office doesn’t do a 29p stamp so had to improvise with a 2p and a 9p, set above a dictionary definition of the leap year day. Address just scribbled on the back but did they mind it only having 11p on it… no!

postal love

Valentine mailer. An alternative play to the traditional valentines card. Done with about 50 penny stamps, though technically half of them are not valid with not being whole stamps, but no surcharge on this one. Bit more unusual than the traditional offerings… cheaper too!

transporter

Just playing on the transportation of the stamps. This fella got a clean machine frank and Mr. Postie left the others alone.

let there be light

And there was light, well an address. This one was making dear old Mr. Postie work a little bit more for the address. It was an origami folded piece that I found in an old book whereby you hold it up to the light to get an illuminated heart shape from the folds of paper in between. Used this shape to put the basic destination info inside with an instruction on the front of how to get it. The two comps above show how it looked before posting and how the address appears to Mr.Postie holding it up to the light.

dot dot dash

Lets decode again! Nothing unusual about the stamp or how it is used, this one is all about the address again. The whole thing was done on a typewriter, yeh. The numerals was left in the address on the front and an A-Z decoder typed out on the back for them to work it out. It got there with just the bare amount of information decoded from Mr. Postie just scrawled in biro above the coded letters.

Well it’s a stamp II

Every little helps. Another alternative form of ‘payment’ was a Tesco savings stamp. Went through no problem. Wonder if the barcode on the stamp had anything to do with it sneaking through? Maybe Mr. postie was just feeling sorry for someone’s mistake or just thinking what daft sod would waste £1 when a real stamp costs less!

Well it’s a stamp I

Well it’s a stamp… just not a postage one. Green Shield stamps were also withdrawn in 1991 so it sort of doubles up as a celebration of them. But alas didn’t make it though without a charge, perhaps because they don’t have a value printed on them?

got to hand it to them

Lets decode! Nothing unusual about the stamp or how it is used, this one is all about the address. The address on the front was written in sign language, apart from numerals with an A-Z decoder on the back (I’m not that cruel). It came back with a note cello taped to the front with my address on it. Love the way they didn’t quite decode it properly and spelt my surname as FIDSON rather than WILSON mixing up the W’s and F’s.

traveling first class

Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me! (chitty chitty bang bang, guilty pleasure) Well she is the Queen and with what I’ve put her through previously thought she’d enjoy traveling in a style she’s accustomed to.

airmail

I loved these foam planes as a kid. Still do! Another form of airmail? The point of this piece was to get the franks to work in conjunction with the stamps so I would have nice roundels on the wings and body. Wings came out nice though a bit faint and planes body frank a little off. This one got a little battered must of been a lot of turbulence that day the tail wings didn’t survive the flight.

anyone for chess

Queen to E1! Address was set on the back, stamp obviously on the front. Corners got a little bashed and I’d lost a pawn along the way but apart from that this board went though okay and a nice frank, to boot.

return to sender

Not the normal way to use one but this was the only way I could think off to make my boomerang come back! I could never use it properly anyway.